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Growing up I use to love Jell-O. It was cool & crisp and lots of fun. Plus it jiggled, tasted good, and was pretty. Heck even Bill Cosby sold the stuff so it had to be good for you.
As I got older I found out Jell-O comes from the collagen in cow or pig bones, hooves, and connective tissues. Now how tasty is that?
Anyway...I was looking through my old Better Homes and Gardens Salad book from circa 1958 and they do lots of creative stuff with this ground Hooved/Jell-O miracle product!
Why not top this hot pink Jell-O loaf crowd pleaser with Mayonnaise and Celery-seed dressing? Pile it up! There's enough here to make the whole family vomit.
Curious about the liquidy, middle layer? It's whipped lemon gelatin chock-full of cream cheese. You can also substitute a layer of canned dog food.
Pimento and Chicken Buffet Jell-O molds. Colonel Saunders would be proud!
The well known "ultra erotic" Cucumber foreskin Jell-O platter. I get aroused & a tingly buttocks just looking at it.
Who needs a Nerf football when you have one of these?
Wondering what globby, goo goes well with lime gelatin, grapes, and pineapple? Mayonnaise of course! Make sure to mix in a bunch.
Look closely! Those are large Pears hiding creamy cheese balls in that Jell-O ring!
Check out this combo...Sprouts and Jell-O. Its almost as good as Nell Carter's last meal snorted with large amounts of Cocaine and eaten on top of naked male hookers. In the last frantic hour of her life she consumed a 12" Prune, Ice Cream, Granola, Potato Chips, Kit Kat, and Orange Jell-O Meatloaf.
Another big crowd pleaser Deviled Ham Jell-O with carrots, and pineapple.
The John F. Kennedy memorial special.
Ground Party Piglet Pooh Ectasy Ring
Check out the color of this Jell-O! I can't imagine eating Salmon & Cucumber slices in lemon Jell-O. Warning if eaten will cause permanent brain damage and the ability to conjure Gene Rayburn.
As I got older I found out Jell-O comes from the collagen in cow or pig bones, hooves, and connective tissues. Now how tasty is that?
Anyway...I was looking through my old Better Homes and Gardens Salad book from circa 1958 and they do lots of creative stuff with this ground Hooved/Jell-O miracle product!
Why not top this hot pink Jell-O loaf crowd pleaser with Mayonnaise and Celery-seed dressing? Pile it up! There's enough here to make the whole family vomit.
Curious about the liquidy, middle layer? It's whipped lemon gelatin chock-full of cream cheese. You can also substitute a layer of canned dog food.
Pimento and Chicken Buffet Jell-O molds. Colonel Saunders would be proud!
The well known "ultra erotic" Cucumber foreskin Jell-O platter. I get aroused & a tingly buttocks just looking at it.
Who needs a Nerf football when you have one of these?
Wondering what globby, goo goes well with lime gelatin, grapes, and pineapple? Mayonnaise of course! Make sure to mix in a bunch.
Look closely! Those are large Pears hiding creamy cheese balls in that Jell-O ring!
Check out this combo...Sprouts and Jell-O. Its almost as good as Nell Carter's last meal snorted with large amounts of Cocaine and eaten on top of naked male hookers. In the last frantic hour of her life she consumed a 12" Prune, Ice Cream, Granola, Potato Chips, Kit Kat, and Orange Jell-O Meatloaf.
Another big crowd pleaser Deviled Ham Jell-O with carrots, and pineapple.
The John F. Kennedy memorial special.
Ground Party Piglet Pooh Ectasy Ring
Check out the color of this Jell-O! I can't imagine eating Salmon & Cucumber slices in lemon Jell-O. Warning if eaten will cause permanent brain damage and the ability to conjure Gene Rayburn.
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